1) The t-shirt you are wearing can also serve as a napkin.
2) Invest in a plunger if you have your own bathroom.
3) Jamba Juice smoothies go bad...very, very quickly.
4) Sneakers do not go with khaki's. (frat guys beware)
5) If you feel you are a bad luck charm for an intramural team, do not attend games.
6) When Facebook stalking, do not accidently "like" anything on that persons profile.
7) *See Lesson 2*
Now ponder on these things...
And
Have a Happy Weekend.
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