My Funny Valentine

*Warning: This post may be lengthy/TMI* 

So as you all can tell from my recent post, I LOVE Valentine's Day with all my heart! 

Obviously I was excited for my Valentine to take me out Monday night! 

My Valentine showed up with these: 

 

And made me (yes, as in homemade) these: 

 

And we were off to a lovely dinner date at a restaurant here. We didn't love our food but we were having fun talking and goofing off so it didn't matter. After dinner, we polished off those strawberries, watched some TV and called it a night as I was getting extremely sleepy, almost a little to sleepy. 

Then the horror. 

I went to sleep feeling very full (not necessarily in a good way) and woke up an hour and a half later to me on the verge of, well, "returning" my food. So I proceeded to hang out with my porcelain friend for a bit which was weird because I haven't had that kind of visit since, no joke, first grade. 

I left the bathroom to text my Valentine about what happened  but sure enough he had already texted me saying he had just done the same thing! Yes people, we both got food poisoning on one of my favorite times of year. It was still a lovely date though, and we texted each other all night about our respective horror stories which was funny and..gross. 

So I spent all day Tuesday laying in my bed watching "The Bachelor" on Hulu. If you know me, you know I really don't like that show, so obviously something was up. 

Long story short, since I ate more at dinner I have been sick longer, I lost 6 pounds in 24 hours, I sitll haven't eaten a real meal yet and it's Thursday. My Valentine was healed by the next morning (eating doughnuts and O.J as his first meal, GROSS!).  

Was this all the Valentine's day haters coming back to get me? I hope not. 

This week has sucked the life out of me, literally, but I couldn't have picked a better Valentine to share my little incident with!  

More to post later when I'm back to my full self!